MC: "I'm a little scared...
"... of inadvertently pulverizing him, leaving a human jam of bloody fragments grotesquely unsuitable for burial."
MC's Mother: "Go ahead!"
(Read this in the voice of the FedEx commercial guy)
"Hefoundheragainonashipbutshedidn'trecognizehimbuttheygotmarriedanywayandtheylivedhappilyeverafter... The End."
😅