That’s probably the freshest response to the “You can do anything you want to me” that I’ve seen in a while. That was good. Thanks for the translation!
@Simkin I’m not gonna lie, your profile pic changed at the exact moment I started reading line 2, and it changed again on line 3, so on. Perfectly executed.
The thing that legitimately got me the most is that it’s GUARANTEED he’s losing his virginity in 100 days. It’s not even a plot point, it’s an established fact.