@BalrogDeMorgoth If this is supposed to be a comedy, then it's not a very good one. The closest thing I had to a laugh was some chuckles. Most of the time It just annoys me, and yet I still want to continue to read it just to see what happens.
Few details missing is the fact that if SCP-2770-1 fails to get the attention of a target vessel or a ship approach him without the intent of rescue, it will be pulled underwater and not resurface for at least 124 hours.
Also the fact that after a ship is "swallowed", SCP-2770-1 won't...
@Crim It's not that he won't tell, but that he can't tell. The Foundation, or at least the Dr that was interviewing him seems to be understanding of this part. Also he wasn't tortured, the closest thing to it would be ordered to kill himself (Mr. Deeds himself suggested the method he use to do...