"It's all about networking". I never believed that. I'm an introvert. Hard work pays off in the end I say. Then one day I became buddies with a guy that happened to be a CEO. Within a year I changed jobs and made triple the salary.
Unless he has early onset osteoporosis, his arm can't possibly be broken. They're in elementary school, she weighs what, 40/50 pounds? Spread out over a one square foot point of impact.
Ah yes, the Kyoto way of being mean. I remember someone from Osaka saying they're so polite in Kyoto, when a restaurant wants you to leave they offer you another cup a tea, hoping you'd take the hint.
When your pissed off boss asks you to get him some fried chicken, you drive around town trying to find that fried chicken. You don't just go, well, this place doesn't have it, I'll bring him noodles.