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That guy's hair looks so fucking stupid.

@rockymanga shigoiteru Didn't think memorizing Kana would be this easy. If only the rest of it was.

Hana is a good kid.

I wanna see granny tear it up on a skateboard. I chose to ignore what was written on that last page.

6 months since he met that arse.

AND THEN THEY FUCKED!

Uh oh...

They've made some interesting changes to Mk2 model. I approve.

We all knew that this wasn't going to end peacefully.

Truth is, she's an alien. Get ready to be probed.

Can't catch a break.

Bro, you're into her and she's obviously into you. You share the same bed, for pete's sake! And not in the "How awkward, lets try to stay as far away from each other as possible" way, but rather in the "I wanna cuddle you so hard, someone else might think I was trying to merge with you" kind of...

"You can put me down." "But what if I don't want to?"

"We're salarymen" That tells us literally nothing about them... "They're elite" No, they work in an office environment on a permanent contract. Aint nothin' special.

@golestar did you see that M1, an actual WW2 M1, converted into a Star Wars prop for cosplay?

Hol' up... technique that kills emotions... on the crapper... "kenjataimu - post-coital clarity, period after orgasm when a man is free from sexual desire and can think clearly" Did this guy beat off while the two kept watching the memory?

"I painted over it" She fucking bubba'd the wand. Son of a...

Benzos are fucking terrifying. AFAIK the only type of drug other than alcohol where the withdrawal aloner can actually kill you. Your doctor better have a good reason to prescribe this AND a proper plan to wean you off it.

Plateletes. Adorableness delivered via airdrop.

Why the fuck would sex maniac buff your int?