Hey look buddy, I'm Akita. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean Grandfather Crimson from kidnapping me for being a naughty girl? The answer: use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
... love that TF2 turret on page 2. Are the other turrets also from some games?