Oh dear! Doctor we got another case of Burning Touch Syndrome!
Dear god... again? Hurry, get me the 'Confrontator' STAT! If those men don't confront each other and come to terms with their feelings, they won't perform the curative action!!
*fetches confrontator* Here you are Doctor. *hands touch* Doctor! My fingers... where you touched felt...
I know. I felt it too.
Does this mean we must also perform the curative action? *blushes* ...Ah!
*bends nurse over desk*
*leans over from behind*
* Whispers* We must.
...... tbc