How to Shitpost?

[BlackGeneral]

Hello, I am new here and I am kinda intimidated.
You guys are all so funny and I wanted to know, how can I make shitposts as funny as yours?
I tried to take the "Shitpost class" on SkillShare but it was just a 10 hours loop of Never Gonna Give You Up.
Please Help, I want to ShitPost too!!!

 

[Halo]

Quality shitpost, OP.

 

[sterven]

I got ya man.

Spoiler

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Step 1: Post feet pics

If you can't do this, OP, then I can't acknowledge your motivation. Wannabe shitposters are a dime a dozen, and only a chosen few actually have what it takes to reach the top.

 

[BlackGeneral]

@Halo Really?... But I was serious... I really don't understand.

@sterven Meanie...

@bigtiddyoneesan My F-feet... well, if it is the only way...

Spoiler

 

[Teddy]

Step 1: Proceed into the Bathroom
Step 2: Reach into pocket to pull out phone
Step 3: Unbuckle the Buckle
Step 4:

 

[BlackGeneral]

@Teddy I don't have a phone...
And what is Step 4?

 

[Richman]

That's not how cloth works, right?

 

[Halo]

OP is a natural.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@BlackGeneral
Good, now we're getting somewhere. Time for my training regimen. It's meant to be listened to with the tune of this song.

*Ahem*

Let's get down to business, to harass the Weebs
Did they @ me shitposts, when I asked for feeeet?
You're the lewdest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a shitposter out of you

 

[justforthelulz]

It is presumptuous of the students to teach the master.

 

[Tamerlane]

Shitposting is like the the eternal Dao, in that in its not a performance, but a state of being that comes to one naturally.

Poopy cock Farty Pants

 

[Ivegotnolife]

I think OP is having a identity crisis, or he's been replaced by a cult minion.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

To start shitposting,
a shitposter needs a tool
and a clean canvas.

 

[pandascepter]

@EOTFOFYL
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@pandascepter
Oh how wonderful!
The color, smell, and texture;
quality shitpost.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Every day until you like it

Idk why but this made me laugh harder than I should've

 

[pandascepter]

@EOTFOFYL
Shitposting is great!
Comment is a shiny bait,
Nothing special.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Nothing special.

4 syllables.

 

[pandascepter]

@bigtiddyoneesan
I am not smart, so,
Nothing particuraly
Remarkable from me.