Live Dungeon! - Vol. 1 Ch. 3 - FLYING HEALER

Mmm. Giving it benefit of doubt. But come on in a world made real like this has truly no one developed gamer grind methods before?
 
@Duainfey: .. come on in a world made real like this has truly no one developed gamer grind methods before?

Well, we saw in ch02 that at least the troll comments were implemented.
 
@Duainfey When people take something for granted they become complacent. Since their world has respawn after death, the adventurers don't try to come up with new methods because their current ones are decent enough to get by. No fear of death means that most people don't try to avoid death.
 
Title makes me think that it's more of FLYING HEAL (referencing Tsutomu's long distance heal) than FLYING HEALER. But if it's a direct translation, guess we can't do anything about it.

Also special mention for Garm's cute feet. And his tail wagging when seconds were mentioned.
 
No fear of death like in star trek. Or how else can you explain, that they are boarding a machine, that destroys them and reassembles copies of them somewhere else, who happen to be so perfect, that they even share their memory?
I know their transporter patterns are hugh, but in starfleets place, I would have put in all efforts I could to make them storeble.

In the 24rd century...
|°°*|:"Sir, Ensign |°| died again. A Dingblitz ripped him apart in mid peace negotiations ."
|°°°°|:"Hah...Again? But he makes the best non-replicated coffee. Call Starfleet HQ. They shall send us his pattern again."
|°°*|:'Replicated Ensigns for non-replicated coffee, huh?' "Sir, about Ensign |°|. He's growing more and more suspicious. He buys the story about the new command-officers, but it got a lot worse since we changed the uniforms again."
|°°°°|: Hmmm...just skip his next few Mastercopy-Pattern-Scans and send a copy of the copy they send us back to HQ and tell them its the update. It'll be fine. And as for |°|, just tell him we're still in the 23rd century and he'll be relieved as always.
|°*|:"Sir! A Dingblitz cruiser decloaks! They are firing!"
|°°°°|:"Shields u"*splaaaaat*
The ship is hit, a nearby console exploded and rips |°°°°| head apart.
|°°*|:"Shields up! Helm! Get us out of here! |°°*| to |°°°|, Commander, you are needed on the bridge. Comm, hail HQ and tell them we need the patterns of Ensign |°| and Captain |°°°°|,...again."

....

Meanwhile on the Darkrot Empire's Slaveworld 2743295672 (Earth):
Sub-Marque Bloodpest: "The USS Gullible is calling us from their "peace negotiations" with the Free Dingblitz Rebellion. That fool Captain |°°°°| got himself killed again."
Ground-Earl Netorareton: "Gwahahahrahahahrar. He never disappoints! Send them the transporter-patterns and show me their newest log. They are always so precious."
Sub-Marque Bloodpest whisks away hir own laughing snort from hir laughing orifice: "Haaaa....I like how they still believe they live in their so-called 24rd century."

In the 24rd century future...may the Free Dingblitz Rebellion continue to fight their just, but hopeless battle against the Darkrot Empire.
 
finally we're getting to some form of a functional team layout. still amused that they haven't got the concept of tanks and tanking yet until MC came
 

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