Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 103 - SCP-738

[MangaDex]

 

[hydraman18]

Aw, they left out some of the details from this one - IDK why, but this is a favorite SCP for me.

 

[MeLikeManga]

I wonder if this SCP can be used to terminate or neutralize other SCPs like The Unkillable Lizard,the statue or the flesh that hates.

 

[NZPIEFACE]

best demon waifu

@MeLikeManga Well, there's a reason it's called the unkillable lizard.

 

[goodknife]

@MeLikeManga they tried but.. (full logs in spoiler)

Spoiler

Item: SCP-738

Tissue Test Record:
N/A

Termination Test Record:

Researcher sits in SCP-738-2, and asks "What would you want in exchange for permanently destroying the entity which we refer to as SCP-682 while leaving this planet, its biosphere, its human population, its human civilization, the SCP Foundation, and the rest of the universe intact?"

Entity takes form of the same entity as Test 203, states "Your Foundation couldn't afford it, and you personally definitely couldn't afford it," and does not respond further.

 

[Varler]

It feels like it shouldn't be Keter, though. Since you could just keep it locked away in a box without any adverse effects happening. At least based on this chapter.

 

[WhimsiCat]

@Varler : I think it's the same with Too Spooky in that despite it being easily contained right now, the potential devastation it can cause is very high thus there's a need for extreme caution in keeping it secured.

Like, just look at the note in goodknife's post:

Spoiler

It's not saying impossible, just that the Foundation can't afford the payment.

That is to say, this SCP CAN KILL 682

 

[Muklas]

Wait, was that a sexy demon lady in one of the panels?

 

[nachtness]

they asked Iots of stuff from him

but are they even once ask him what he want?

 

[Red225]

@WhimsiCat Except the foundation CAN'T kill 682. They don't have the funds. Theoretically they might be able to with this method, but basically "it costs more than your universe to do this action" means they're not actually able to do it.

It's like saying "if the Foundation had a gun that was capable of killing 682, they'd be able to kill 682!!!" Well, yes, but they don't have a gun capable of killing 682.

 

[GaryMahmud]

If I was sitting there and there's this sexy demon chick in OL suit I'm gonna ask what man in culture does

ask her to marry me

 

[IJustMadeThisToComment]

Quick unimportant questionoes the devil change genders or are there different devils to deal with?

 

[Maiorem]

@IJustMadeThisToComment third text box in the second page straight out says "The appearance of the entity changes depending on the viewer sitting on the chair," so there's only one entity.

 

[WillTell]

wonder if it would be possible to outsmart this scp

 

[Catsuey]

what happens if you sit in the office chair instead?

 

[Meijin]

Why do they keep trying to kill the lizard? What did he ever do that was so wrong?

 

[RandomBirb]

@GaryMahmud

You truly deserve to call yourself a man of culture

 

[HDMI1]

@meijin It hates human existence to the point of mass-genocide if it got free. The lizard is literally a walking extinction level event.

 

[Outtatim]

Before i read the second half of the first page, i thought this was a National Treasure 2 reference lol

 

[Kampfarsch]

"personnel with an IQ of over 60 are not allowed inside the containment chamber"
???
wtf ?

so like every human being on earth isnt allowed to go in for no real reason ?
arent mentally retarded people more likely to request some wierd shit ??