Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 142 - SCP-3275

[MangaDex]

 

[Mugenman88]

Wouldn't this SCP just not exist if he didn't deliver pizza?

 

[Scrwd]

So it seems like this guy is a reality bender as well, at Phase 0

 

[Izunia]

he just sounds like a perfectly normal guy that looks pretty tired

 

[GalladeGuy]

@Mugenman88 It might manifest in a different way if he had another job.

 

[Broken25]

@mugenman88 His powers could manifest in different, more dangerous ways then.

You don't mess with SCP's unless you really need to.

Otherwise you may get some horrible surprise.

 

[KeiosKod]

Why was he even described as non-anamalous?

 

[KreamPunk]

SO basically, as long as his apartment is clean the pizza will be fine?

 

[Diamona]

If Dr. King ordered the pizza delivered by SCP-3275, would the toppings be apple seeds or something else?

 

[LordGray]

So this SCP is basically saying "MOTHER FUCKER TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!"

 

[Naisho14]

I really thought the joke was pineapple on pizza was already hazardous so it didn't change.

 

[Kaiser92]

get yo shit together man, lol~~

 

[floug]

Sausage pizza with fungus growth
what kind of condition would that relate to?
oh no.

 

[HDMI1]

@KreamPunk The pizza toppings relate to the health/condition of the driver itself, the last one was "Sausage with Fungal Growth" because he picked up an STD.

 

[KreamPunk]

@HDMI1 Thanks for explaining!

 

[aloysiusks]

man thats a lot of different flavors

 

[toothiertoast]

These short-stories are a lot of fun. I really like them. Good job to the artist and translator

 

[wizard_mouse]

I dont understanf why isnt the guy the main SCP and the pizza the secondary

 

[nightmoves17]

@wizard_mouse

It's because the anomaly is the pizza, not the delivery person.

 

[Hekoo]

When u are forced to have a healthy life... Don't we all need that? lmao

Thank you for the amazing translation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!