I'm vainly hoping that he turns all these girls down straight up and lets people in power know not to set him up like this again (especially with the 14 year old, yikes). I hate how it's "the age difference" and not "she's basically a child and I'm not interested in children" or "I can't survive in this world because the food has no nutritionally value to me, so I shouldn't get romantically involved with anyone". You know, things like that. Sensible things an adult at his age ought to be thinking.