Tales of the Holy Elfroid Hylodom - Ch. 7 - Thoughts of a Captive Elf

S/he is such a cultured person, but i have to ask... what do they think of elf x orc?
 
Transcendental technology bordering on divinity forged in fires fueled by a lifetime of unbending devotion - all just so a fucking larper live out a fantasy he can get off to. I suppose there's just no avoiding this inevitability.
 
So the female childhood friend became the male dwarf in the party I'm guessing, and he of course became a female elf.... hmmm I think I see where this is going.
 
Dialogues for future chapters:

"Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf."

"What about side by side with a friend?"

"Aye! I could do that."
 
I suspected as much the moment a dwarf appeared, but there was somebody out there cultured enough to bring back dwarves, huh. I find his beard's shortcomings worrying, though...

@alacaelum: They wouldn't. If there's anyone out there green enough to bring orcs they would only think of WAAAAGHing, krumpin' and little else (literally). As they should be.
 

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