When your chair is pushed into your desk, how do you get out?

[aloysiusks]

suck it off so when it comes it will push itself out with the force of its spray

 

[Mr_Detective]

Do you need us to call you a SWAT team?

Super Waifu Attack Team.

 

[Rift]

Lotion.

 

[BestBoy]

@Plykiya Lean back so far your chair tips and do a backward roll to stick the landing. Or stand in your chair and ride it to the floor Like Washington crossing the Delaware.

 

[LunaKara]

I don't do anything, I just lay my head on the table and sleep waiting to miraculously wake up dropped on the floor ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Spoiler

Jokes apart, very long legs too (I hit my knees on tables on a daily basis), so unless there space enough for push with my legs I have to go with my arms
Also, depending on the size and weight of the table (stuff like student desk), it is sometimes easier to just lift it, get yourself up and put the table back

 

[Ivegotnolife]

If it's a school desk I usually just sit in the chair, lift and pull the desk or table to me. Then I just push it away when I'm done. Much easier then fighting a bucking chair!

 

[blackyawgdom]

Attach a rope above you so you can pull yourself along it.
Or slither out of the chair. Or just accept your smol person fate

 

[Andraker]

^ damn, that's so cute

On topic, use a stick.

 

[Plykiya]

@blackyawgdom I slither :^(

 

[DiamondOfTheVoidz]

ok