It SHOULD be canon lol
Also I miss LOLFoundation. Grimdark seriousness is nice and all but I want some laughs at how fucking ridiculous the entire SCP universe is as well
Thankfully SCP 5004 sated my needs
I fucking love Dr. Wondertainment
Children’s toys that inspire awe and horror at the same time.
Also this SCP doesn’t warrant immediate termination, unlike, say, sentient WILL KILL EVERYTHING uncontainable things. It’s uncontainable once a ball is manifested and the user is unstable yes, but...
LMAO all these comments about wanting to use it is EXACTLY why the SCP fucking sealed it.
Also yeah it’s safe to contain and leave alone as long as nobody uses it. It doesn’t actively seek out to kill animals unless used.
SCP 999 being the result of stopping the Montauk procedure on 231-7 is my favorite headcanon
The bit about The Scarlet King tricking the SCP into doing his job for him was great
Thankfully they dialed back on the OP HUMANOIDS THAT ARE TOTALLY NOT AUTHOR AVATAR MARY SUES
Killed off or got rid of basically everyone except Able because nostalgia and as a warning of what not to write.
Actually the SCP protects both the anomalies as well as humanity.
Also this elemental seems like it easily backfires when you try to permanently douse it
DEMPSEY ROLL
Also yeah highly recommend the SCP look into terminating this fucking thing. This isn’t like the chair that was minding its own business, it’s fucking expanding its detection range and wants to actively kill kids.