Random fact:
The Komodo dragon kills its prey by biting them, and giving them a nasty case of septic shock, because Komodo dragons have such shitty oral hygiene that their saliva is on the level of some venoms.
Fun fact:
The human mouth is almost as bad.
If you were to randomly bite...
2 chapters back:
"No one can analyze the effects of relics."
This chapter:
"I'm totally gonna drop 120 grand on a fountain pen that some rando claims raises your intelligence."