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I don't trust her because I suspect it's a trap. She's one chest wrapping short of being animu Aladdin. Tomboy lolis and reverse traps are more feminine than this, goddammit.
 
"I don't like you"
"But I happen to like you, customer"
I swear I've read those exact lines somewhere...
 
She's a merchant, so what she wants is your wealth and is prepared to provide you honest service so that you keep giving her your wealth.

Absolutely 100% trustworthy.
 
The most trustworthy people are those that are untrustworthy because you trust them to be untrustworthy.
 
The scariest stores are the ones that have everything you want for a fair price. Those are the ones you'll spend all your money in.
 
I see people calling that a jojo reference, but it just screams hokuto no ken to me.
Also that fairy is definitely a trap, but what kind huh 😉
 

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