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[MangaDex]

 

[justforthelulz]

Hello darkness, my old friend...
I've come to talk with you again...

@bigtiddyoneesan @BlackGeneral @EOTFOFYL
@hazzack @Ivegotnolife @pandascepter
@Richman @sterven @Tamerlane @Teddy

 

[BlackGeneral]

First.

 

[pandascepter]

How the fuck.....

 

[Richman]

We aren't gonna get banned for misuse of the forums, right? Wouldn't it be better to do this on General?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

This is it. We've found our Shadow Council of Members.

 

[sterven]

@Richman
We've been doing this for a long time already.

 

[Richman]

@sterven
I didn't recognize you because you changed your pfp XD

 

[sterven]

@Richman
lol

 

[hazzack]

this thing on? oh it's on

 

[EOTFOFYL]

The men assembled,
they begin their grisly task,
ravaging this thread.

 

[Teddy]

Wow the spam bots/spam humans are really working hard. But there is no rest for the dead

 

[Ivegotnolife]

If it was the same OP-bot as the others, I'de say this has got to be the Energizer Bunny of spambots.

Yet I'm beginning to wonder if these are remnants of a new manga index page that didn't uninstall properly. When the uploader of the manga removed the botched upload immediately, but forgot, or didn't realize, the forum already allocated a thread for the general comment feature. There've been a lot of failed new manga uploads lately I've noticed.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Ivegotnolife
Unironically big brain inference right here. I was wondering as to why these threads were created. So theoretically, justforthelulz opened a new thread's link immediately after it was automatically generated. Then, after the thread/manga/chapter was taken down, he posted a message in the thread, which then had no link or name to it.

@justforthelulz
We(eb) detectives have identified your methods, and you're not getting away with it!

 

[justforthelulz]

@Ivegotnolife @bigtiddyoneesan

When the uploader of the manga removed the botched upload immediately (...)
(...) after the thread/manga/chapter was taken down (...)

Riddle me this, detectives: how could I possibly know which of the hundreds/thousands of threads generated daily would get wiped?

Are you perhaps insinuating that:
(A) I am a bot, or that my account has been hijacked by a bot, allowing easy automation of such notorious tedium;
(B) I am a mod/admin/staffer, without the fancy colors that accompany such a role, deliberately hiding in plain sight;
(C) I am a [fill in the blank here].

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@justforthelulz
Aha, simple! Naturally, you'd just open a wide range of the newly generated threads in a number of tabs. From there, you'd refresh the tabs, either from the actual tabs themselves or from the forum page. And, seeing which threads were deleted, you'd post on those threads, inviting us all to your shadow realm here.

Unfortunately for you, some of the memers you invited saw through your little game!

And thus, the answer is (C), you are a weeb!

 

[justforthelulz]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Though your conclusion of me being a weeb is 100% correct, you possess a fanciful imagination there, but even a shitposter such as myself would not bother with such inelegant methods better left to non-existent minions.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@justforthelulz
Sheeeit. So was it (B) after all?

 

[justforthelulz]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Please, as if the MD staff needs my unwanted non-assistance. Besides, I already admitted to being (C) a weeb in my previous post.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@justforthelulz

Alright, I concede! Is it actually (A)? How did you do it?