From frying pan to forest fire to active volcano. Now our near-useless dragon finds himself on the surface of the sun with the amount of heat he's attracting.
I love this dragon. He is the reader-insert. "Wait, you can brainwash people?" Isn't that f*ckin OP? Straight to the important stuff.
Price of commodity, huh? Also for a sentient being, huh? Tell me cashier lady, how much did you have to pay, to walk through that tunnel? I guess quite a lot, as you are rather beautiful and make an expensive sexslave. Price of commodity, you know?