"Ah, if only there was a way for people to easily communicate over large distances," said exhausted courier dispatched with urgent news from the empire capital. Long journey was hard on poor lad, and if not for a lovely young maid who just happened to be near when he lost consciousness... who knew what grim fate awaited him.
"Indeed," Marie replyed thoughtfully, putting down a pitcher with clean water. She was getting used to it by now, but just another night she had a peculiar dream about this thing called 'Internet'...