Ai dm session #92893 |cata-dda| for hazzack

[Ivegotnolife]

I'm the true voice of the tumor in @hazzack's brain!
Don't listen to the bits that metastasized throughout his body!
They don't know his head from his !........Unmentionables!

Besides that the idea of a duck wearing pants is against the unwritten law!

 

[hazzack]

Player capacity exceeded terminating session

oh no we killed the DM
what do we do...

 

[pandascepter]

@hazzack
`\_(ツ)_/`

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@hazzack
Don't listen to Ivegotnolife, she's just an old lady on the side of the road trying to take your money and pants.

@immortalartisan
What a cop-out. I roll for INT.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Player capacity exceeded terminating session

Underflow error,
max player count negative.
catching exception.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

☠Tumorfun-jeanpants fell into a pit and was quickly devoured by Sprue!
Don't even ask where the baton went!

 

[hazzack]

what happening inside my head here, is mine head giving birth to a new kind of organism? tumorkind? a whole race made out of malignant tumor?

 

[Halo]

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𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎, 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐.
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚔, 𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚜. 𝟐𝟎 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬!
𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚑, 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚓𝚒𝚜...
𝟏𝟕 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬! 𝙰 𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚔, 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚔-𝚜𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖. 𝟑𝟓 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬! 𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝
𝚏𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘
𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚛, 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍? 𝟏𝟗 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬!

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚍, 𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚝.
𝚆𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖? 𝙰 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚎? 𝙸𝚝 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗, 𝚢𝚎𝚜, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚠... 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛.
𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗, 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖.
𝚆𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚋𝚒𝚐? 𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚞𝚙?

𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙘𝙠

𝙷𝚞𝚑, 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚞𝚐𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛.

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚗.

𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜.

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚗...

𝙷𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚜:


ț̶̤́̽̽̀ḧ̵̨̫̦͎̖͙̙́̔ę̵̪̮͇͓͕̟̣̬͓͐̚ ̴̪͇͕̻̘̇̒̆̋̓͋̿͋̔̃ͅͅs̵̞̱̥̩̾̈́͂̐͗e̶͇͙̖̱̱̟̮͈̯͇̽͘s̶̢̛̜̰̯͍̯̄̾́̆̃͑s̷̡̜͕̅͂̊͠͝î̴͙̥͙͒̆͊͘͠͝ỏ̵̰̪̥̱͖̹̄̽͌͑͋n̷̥̣̾̈́́͑͌̈̚ ̸̛̛̖̝͚͍̱̼̠̾̆͒̓̿̾̔̕ḩ̵̹͐͑̾̈́̎̀̓͌̇̓a̶̡͓͓̗̺̞̦̙̔̐̑̓͒̏͋͐s̶̨̯͖̪̣͔̖̮̭̃͌͑̊͗̑̉͌̒̓ͅ ̸̧̡̳̙͙̼̳̖͓̥̈̀̊̆b̴̲̆̇͘ͅe̷̙̩͚̽̅̅͂̆̿͂͘e̴̹̳͖̝̙̟͔̗̅͒n̷̨̛̪͉̣̤̗̈́̑̎̊͋̍̑ ̷̺͛͋̊͐̃̃͝c̵̰̘̯̱̙̝̞̲̬͌͝r̸͙͈̗͎̥͔̹͕̓̾͋̋̂̓ḛ̶̠̹̤̖̱̏̅́a̷̯̝̫̮̥̝͕͈͖͗͒̄̀͌̈́̑t̷̩̹̙̣͍͖͚͇̩̓̉͊e̸̙͔̎͆͆d̵̫͘͠͝


𝟏 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬!

𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫.
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[bigtiddyoneesan]

^^^ Far better than whatever OP had in mind.

>naked man
>sunglasses
choose one

 

[hazzack]

@Halo freaking masterpiece

 

[immortalartisan]

Great this is now just a place to shitpost

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Don't take it personally @immortalartisan! We tend to have that effect on alot of threads.
(I've been inspired and just can't let this goldmine go to waste!)>