Ai dm session #92897 |cata-dda| for hazzack

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Damn even I wasn't that bad. At least I peed on those iguanas.

 

[hazzack]

oh what am i thinking, looking for food at hardware store?
the dehydration must've gotten into me. i even start to hear noises and such.
301? why in the world i need to pee on iguanas? should've i peed on those rats?
i'm starting to regret every decision i made here.
can i eat those fried walker? it seems delicious.

oh cease those thought
at least it's a new book. and it seems safe here. and i think making fire here won't lead to housefire.
fire is danger after all.

i took everything on the shelf
now then, grocery sorte, here i go!

 

[immortalartisan]

problem is there is still a crowd of walkers between you and the grocery store across the street oh and a squad of eye bots

 

[hazzack]

do i still have that weird looking decor? i want to throw that to make distraction

 

[immortalartisan]

they dont even move from attempting to kill the eyebots

 

[hazzack]

i shrugs
heck what am i doing. they ARE distracted.
still, going straight to horde of walkers seems to be a bad idea.
well then, i took a way around to the grocery store

 

[immortalartisan]

not suprisingly not a single one even looks at you as simply walk around the crowd of attacking walkers. seems the groceary store and hardware store were desgined by the same person as they appear to share the same floor plan. thankful it appears this place wasnt as heavily looted as you can see some items on the shelfs just from a glance

 

[hazzack]

cool, whoever designed this place got sense.
i check shelves!

 

[immortalartisan]

as you walk between the shelfs grabbing anything left you end up with a pile of various food in front of you containg
3 pickled herring
1 canned chicken
2 fast noodles
1 canned salmon
1 cranberry juice
2 apple cider
@hazzack
or enough drink for 2 days
and enough food for 6 days

 

[hazzack]

i'd prefer to drink something less sugary but... wait, i'm concerned about the juice's shelf life, are those still safe to drink?
well doesn't matter, i'm dying.
i took those items to check out counter.

 

[Halo]

This is what just happened:

Don't even need to edit this gif.

 

[immortalartisan]

as you carry the food pile to the check out counter. you decide to take another peak out side at the crowd of walkers you count at least 20 smoking dead walkers. nearly half of the crowd are dead to a group of flying cameras with tasers. @hazzack

 

[hazzack]

"..."
i don't think i have enough money to pay all this things.
well, shucks to be them.

i check the check out counter.
and i want to read the trap book while munching just one pickled herring

 

[immortalartisan]

Current inventory.............. Currently equipped
1 pipe................................... T-shirt
2 sheets .............................. Jeans
1 long string......................... Pair of socks
1 small plastic bottle..........Pair of running shoes
1 can of tomato soup .........leather jacket
1 pocket knife...................... back pack
45 magazines
13 children’s books
1 Crafty Crafter's Quarterly
1 Trapper's Life
1 Batter Up!
1 Bon Appetit
1 hammer
1 screwdriver set
1 engineering 301
2 pickled herring
1 canned chicken
2 fast noodles
1 canned salmon
1 cranberry juice
2 apple cider

Skills
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Driving 0
Marksmanship 0
Electronics 0
Cooking 0
Fabrication 0
Dodging 0
Mechanics 0
Computers 0
Rifles 0
First aid 0
Tailoring 0
Survival 0
Trapping 0 (21%)
Cutting weapons 0 (11%)
Melee 0 (15%)
Bartering 0
Launchers 0
Speaking 0
Bashing weapons 0
Sub machine-guns 0
Unarmed combat 0
Handguns 0
Piercing weapons 0
Throwing 0
Archery 0
Shotguns 0
Swimming 0

recipes known
----------------------
bear trap.

 

[immortalartisan]

your read through a bit of Trapper's Life. your trapping skill as been raised by 21%

Can bring your traps skill to 1
This book contains 1 crafting recipes:
bear trap
An in-depth magazine about trapping game. There are lots of articles and diagrams that explain simple trap designs.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

What kind of bait do you use to catch a loaf of bread?

 

[hazzack]

munch
they didn't lie when they say herring is brain food. i'm getting smarter already.
what time is it now?

i guess i'll check the two houses.

 

[immortalartisan]

From what you see it’s a little past noon now and the entire crowd of walkers is smokeing and twitching on the ground now. you can see that one eye bot managed to get its self killed and is shattered on the ground among the walkers.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Tazers set to superkill!!

 

[hazzack]

i move to the first house i raid