What I'm waiting for is the bit where he's all "The Four Dragons!  The four dragons were there!!!" and his hosts are like "Really?  Did you get a good look at them?"  "Well, no, it was dark, but one of them jumped into the sky and one of them stared into my very soul and there was a huge claw---"   "My lord, you need rest.  Perhaps you made too much haste in your journey here and have been worrying too much about affairs of state."  "What?!  But I!  But they!!!  I really saw them!"  "Of course, my lord.  A bath and your bed have been prepared."