Another World Where I Can't Even Collapse and Die - Vol. 2 Ch. 8

omg, it’s even sadder if the little ones are puipui’s children.. it did say that they reproduce quickly and puipui is now an adult.. puipui and the little ones are such angels TAT
 
@icarushector otoh the implied level of intelligence argues towards some sort of self-culling and/or eusocial swarm organization

still sad beyond measure :(
 
Oh noooo that was so sad and they're too cute to be eaten 😭😭. I get that they breed like rabbits and need to be eaten for balance but ugggh u get so attached to thwkr cuteness.
 
@Mashii52 you could start with be a vegetarian lol

anyway... First thing that comes to mind is Hitchiker's guide to the Galaxy.
"That's absolutely horrible," exclaimed Arthur, "the most revolting thing I've ever heard."

"What's the problem Earthman?" said Zaphod, now transferring his attention to the animal's enormous rump.

"I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing there inviting me to," said Arthur, "It's heartless."

"Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten," said Zaphod.

"That's not the point," Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. "Alright," he said, "maybe it is the point. I don't care, I'm not going to think about it now. I'll just... er [...] I think I'll just have a green salad," he muttered.

"May I urge you to consider my liver?" asked the animal, "it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months."

"A green salad," said Arthur emphatically.

"A green salad?" said the animal, rolling his eyes disapprovingly at Arthur.

"Are you going to tell me," said Arthur, "that I shouldn't have green salad?"

"Well," said the animal, "I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am."

It managed a very slight bow.

"Glass of water please," said Arthur.
 
how dare they make this cute docile pangolin armadillo anteater elephant monster and make them get killed off. T_T
 

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