“And Elisha went up from there to Bethel. While he was on his way, some young men came out from the city and mocked him, saying, ‘Go on, baldy! Go on, baldy!’ When he turned back and saw them, he cursed them in the name of Yahweh. Then two female bears came out from the forest and mauled forty two of the young men.”
-2 Kings 2:23-25
April Fool's day is only celebrated by retards, besides I just read the comments first so I know if it's a troll release without even having to open it.