Argument Thread

[Tamerlane]

A thread for joke arguments and fake CALLOUT POSTS.

Don't bring real drama in here, I just sometimes feel in the mood to argue with people, so I'm making a thread where we can (consensually) be asshats and shitpost.


Be civil, it's all in good fun.


My first CALLOUT is @Justforthelulz, who is under the delusional belief he is a unicorn, when the horn on his head an ice cream cone.

Next is @bigtiddyoneesan, who has a profile pic of Guts as a boomer, and therefore can not be a big tiddy oneesan

I accuse @hazzack of not actually being a duck, because everyone knows ducks can't type, they can only "hunt and peck."

Lastly, I accuse @echonic of being a girl on the internet, which is violation of the 30th rule of the internet. BEGONE THOT

That is all.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Tamerlane

who is under the delusional belief he is a unicorn, when the horn on his head an ice cream cone.

_{MOTHERFUCKER, CAN YOU NOT READ?! TELL ME, WHAT DOES THE TINY TEXT SAY IN MY PROFILE PICTURE?! /This is absolutely not a ploy to get people to click on my profile and artificially inflate the views.}

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Rather intriguing,
this one shall start taking notes
of what is to come.

 

[Tamerlane]

@justforthelulz I want to say, your profile picture is transphobic. It has white, cyan, and magenta and implies transfolk are fake.

How dare u


_{(For legal purposes, I will disclose I completely agree that transgenders are valid and are free to do whatever they want, and that transitioning is a well-documented and legitimate phenomena. Please don't yeet me for a joke.)}

 

[hazzack]

@tamerlane



quack

 

[Tamerlane]

@hazzack Geese also quack. Geese are also assholes. Are you saying that you're a goose?



_{(And that, kids, is what we call an invalid syllogism)}

 

[justforthelulz]

@Tamerlane

Please don't yeet me for a joke.

_{MOTHERFUCKER, IT AIN'T THE TRANS-CONTINENTAL-DIVIDE YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT.}

 

[Tamerlane]

@justforthelulz

JOKES ON YOU, I HAVE THE ULTIMATE COUNTER

 

[hazzack]

@tamerlane

honk ^{i mean} quack

 

[Tamerlane]

@hazzack That's right, we all know only honkies honk, and only quackers quack.

 

[pandascepter]

wtf

Traps arent gay, but if you marry one, you're gay.
thats it, case close.

Spoiler

@justforthelulz
Yeeett
wwwwwwwwww

 

[justforthelulz]

I'm calling out @pandascepter, as the individual in his profile picture is neither a panda nor wields a scepter.
Also calling out @Ivegotnolife, who appears to have a life outside of MangaDex, which betrays his username and is also false advertising.

 

[Richman]

Make an argument against me! _{(That exclamation point is for excitement, not one of anger)}

 

[hazzack]

@richman fishes are food to us ducks, geese, and bears

 

[Richman]

Acording to the lore, if you eat one of my fishes, the world dies.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Richman

According to the lore, if you eat one of my fishes, the world dies.

That actually sounds like a bonus incentive to many, you know.

 

[pandascepter]

@justforthelulz
Art done by Apofiss.


I use it for years on my old steam account, but now i forgot what my own steam password was.

 

[Richman]

@justforthelulz
Whatever floats your boat man, i just go with the flow.

@pandascepter, great now we have to change your codename since you don't have guns anymore.

 

[hazzack]

@pandascepter is now the bear and @richman got themselves a new predator

 

[justforthelulz]

@Richman

Whatever floats your boat man, i just go with the flow.

Don't a lot of fish species have to swim upstream, against the flow, for species preservation purposes? _{/Serious science question here, since I don't know which ones do and which ones don't.}

And you can just call @pandascepter 'The Bamboo Shooter'.