This is how you get mono or something. Just buy your own at a convenience store on the way home, they were already at the club room so clearly it was nearing the time they leave school anyway.
@mrbrown Look, people need to stop telling "jokes" like this because I can't tell if you're kidding or just misinformed, because plenty of people are at times. I have been misinformed on subjects due to my own negligence, it happens. If it's the former, please refer to this ancient meme format. If it's the latter, please refer to the CDC or other national health institutions, which may call it something else like "glandular fever."
If you still feel like responding with "I was talking about how people think it's only spread by kissing, that's a myth," or one of the other ones since there are actual mono myths, refer to this image first
Also, inb4 whatever current variant of "u mad bro" people are using these days. Calling people salty still the thing? Now I'm definitely being greedy.