*lowers radio from ear*
Orders received! Weapons free! I repeat: WEAPONS FREE! ALL FORCES GO GO GO!
*sound of cannons, rockets missiles firing in massive numbers*
*shades eyes against the sun while laughing maniacally*
Hoo boy, they're gonna need to redraw the map of Japan after this is over.
*looks back, then talks into radio*
Wait, did you launch the nukes too? No? What do you mean no?! I SAID EVERYTHING!