Catulus Syndrome

Modern science has figured out two things about this illness:

1. They're really cute!
2. There's a high chance of making girls' hearts flutter.
Ahahaha, this description totally makes me want to read the manga! ?
 
Catullus 16
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
bottom Aurelius and catamite Furius,
you who think, because my poems
are sensitive, that I have no shame.
For it's proper for a devoted poet to be moral
himself, in no way is it necessary for his poems.
In point of fact, these have wit and charm,
if they are sensitive and a little shameless,
and can arouse an itch,
and I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
who can't get it up.
Because you've read my countless kisses,
you think less of me as a man?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.
 
@Madcat6204 I concur.

The Codex Astartes may not support this action, but as long as the Inquisition doesn't find out about what we look at in our free time, there needs to be "moar" of this delectable heresy.
 

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