This is fucking hilarious. The conversation is so spot on that it's making me nostalgic. Talking with friends about stupid shit, semi-philosophical discussions about the world that go nowhere, random everyday observations, and personal gripes.
I can still remember talking to my best friend in high-school one day about, "How would you go about making real Pokemon?"
"Dunno, I guess for Pikachu you could mix an electric eel with a mouse or something."
"Yeah, but what about stuff like Exeggutor? He's a tree with eggs!"
"Maybe breed coconut trees to have thin shells?"
"How would you make it move?"
"They can do a lot of stuff with DNA right? Maybe in the future they'd be able to make muscles in plants."
"That'd be crazy though. Imagine plants that can move! Farming would be super weird if your corn field decides it wants to go somewhere!"
etc.