Genshin Impact

[Halo]

I've been wondering if playing Genshin Impact would increase my quality of fap. I spent many enjoyable weeks masturbating to Kantai Collection doujinshi even without playing it, but apparently the Breath of the Waifu has this thing called story? Busting a nut to all those different Fate series has always been a headache, but learning it at this point is a humongous task. On the other hand, Genshin Impact is still very tiny, so it shouldn't be too painful to start with. Thoughts?

Spoiler

 

[Richman]

@Halo
Considering it's a gacha, you should start early. I installed it on my phone but haven't played it yet.

 

[Halo]

@Richman Wait a second, you have to PAY for shit in this game? Never mind then. I'll learn the way of fap through my flesh, not my wallet.

Spoiler

 

[Richman]

@Halo
Lmao.
Are you willing to wait for my review or nah?

 

[Halo]

@Richman I didn't know you were a game reviewer. Sure, why not? Just try not to lose any organs while pulling.

 

[Richman]

@Halo
Anyone can review games, that's why game journalists are a bunch of idiots.

Alright, I'll play this game for you, my friend.

 

[Halo]

@Richman

Thank you, poi~

 

[pandascepter]

The fuck is Genshin Impact ?

some kind of trash or something ?
_jk

I spent many enjoyable weeks masturbating to Kantai Collection doujinshi even without playing it, but apparently the Breath of the Waifu has this thing called story? Busting a nut to all those different Fate series has always been a headache, but learning it at this point is a humongous task.

Ah, i know how you feel...

still, Fate series only one doujin character is the best..... and it's Astolfo only.....

 

[Halo]

@pandascepter it's a PEGI 12 game. In other words, you're too young to play it.

 

[pandascepter]

@Halo
i am a big boi....


Rather than speaking a trash game, BEE AND PUPPYCAT SEASON 2 IS ON NETFLIXXXXXXXXXX

Spoiler

TIME TO PIRATE.....

 

[Richman]

@Halo
Should I choose boy or girl?

 

[hazzack]

@richman the girl's got sexy sound for idle animation.
also @richman, your choice is eternal.
also make sure that small floaty thing is your reserve meal

 

[Halo]

@Richman
Do you even weeb? Of course you choose a girl. What's the point of this whole game otherwise?

 

[Richman]

@hazzack
Alright, girl it is. Hopefully it is not permanent.

@Halo
I'm justifying the decision bro

Shiiit, I have to name her

 

[pandascepter]

@Richman
why'd ask ?
ofc girl.

@Halo
mantap jiwa.

@hazzack
hmm, do you play Genshin Impact too ?

 

[Richman]

What's a good name?

 

[Halo]

@Richman

Shiiit, I have to name her

It has to be a very cute name. Even you should know at least 20 kawaii waifu names.

 

[pandascepter]

@Richman
Astolfo is the best trap waifu ever.

or

AstolfoForever.

or

Trap'sBetter.

 

[Richman]

@Halo
Give me a name and I'll compare it to the one I have in mind

@pandascepter
no, besides, it's longer than 8 characters.

 

[pandascepter]

@Richman
yes.....
Since you're from Mexico, how 'bout....

Taco'sKawaii.

@Halo
i hope it's a good one....