Clearly I underestimated Chump since he operates on Rock Man rules now and has absorbed Mind Rape-chan's ability to read minds. I guess it's time that he gets upgraded to Super Chump.
99.9% chance it'll fail so confirmed that it'll 100% succeed. Brilliant foreshadowing.
Pimp-kun giving Hacker Tits the fist of justice. Glasses-kun could only wish to aspire to this height. And then, unprovoked, he sparta kicked Cow Tits again. What a boss. Clearly at this point he's only #2 to Super Chump.
Here's a chart of how strong they are relative to each other:
Super Chump
Pimp-kun
Murder-chan
Kitty Titties
Undead Tits
Hacker Tits
Crippled Tits
Cow Tits
Pretty sure Cow Tits would lose a fist fight to Crippled Tits.
Also, don't know who the new guys are, but pretty sure they aren't traveling Mormons.