"The correct response: "What scar? All I see are those gorgeous eyes & blushing cheeks. And I'd like to open my eyes to that face every time for the rest of my life."
Never did understand the kiss to administer a liquid thing, obviously it's a relationship trope but who came up with that, in what universe is it any more effective than simple pouring. If someone's going to choke they won't choke less with your lips over their gob.
would've been too late? then what do you call the time the wizard dragged you all out of the dungeon to be resurrected? are you telling me he was able to do all of that while in a fraction of the time it took you to find them? bullshit.