This was really friggin' hot
Also never had someone clean my ears, but I'm American. My earwax is about the consistency of vaseline, and there's usually not much. I just *carefully* use a q-tip after I get out of the bath. Go around the edges so I don't push wax down into my ear or hurt anything.
My brother supposedly has earwax blocking his ears, and that's why he talks so loud. I haven't looked, because he's a grownass man.