How to deal with heartbreak?

[BlackGeneral]

"Hey baby, are you a school? 'Cause I want to shoot kids inside of you."

That's a really great one, sadly we don't have any school shooting in my country, what a shame....

I propose this song

 

[Teddy]

@tamerlane nani the i don't get the reference.

Also pick up line for @pandascepter.

First off, are you guy or girl and also the sex of your target.

Relatable pickup lines are the ones that work

 

[Tamerlane]

@BlackGeneral

Alternatively:

How are you like my pinky toe?

Because you're smol, and cute, and I'll bang you on the kitchen table later.

Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause your face is pretty messed up...

I put the STD in STUD and all I need is "u"

What reference? @Teddy

 

[Teddy]

Nvm...


Also can we cuter pickup lines here. Something to closer dinner and coffe rather than sex invite immediately

 

[Richman]

For every Mangadex thread where the usual shitlords are in

The 4+ heavenly kings of shitpost

 

[pandascepter]

both
pickup line for both gender.

 

[Teddy]

For guys;
I got beer, wanna go back to your place and play games?

For girls:
.......................................................................*leaves*

 

[BlackGeneral]

The last time I talked to a girl it ended up like that.

-Black: Hello, I am the president of the ガオーFanclub.
We are fishing new members, could you please ガオーfor me.
-Girl: Humm, okay...
Ga-Gaoo
-Black: Seriously!?
-Girl: ?
-Black: This was a fucking nya! Are you retarded or something?
-Girl: Wha-
-Black: Get the fuck outta here!

 

[Richman]

Apolgee fur bad inglish
Wher wer u when BlackGeneral die?

 

[sterven]

@Tamerlane
lmao

 

[Richman]

Wait, @sterven, did you change your pfp again?

 

[sterven]

@Richman
Uhhh... no?

 

[pandascepter]

@sterven be liek
N-no....


Edit : lol, how ??? are you my longlost brother.. ?

 

[Richman]

You know, now i'm thinking if there is a period of time where sterven switched pfps twice and i didn't notice...

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@BlackGeneral

I like your Haiku
Would you accept my request,
and become my friend.

Spoiler

Begone, you maggot!
Degenerates shan't converse,
lest you hate your tongue.

 

[hazzack]

hm? pick up line?

hey me u sex now

isn't that enough?

 

[justforthelulz]

@BlackGeneral

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's hook up, get married, have a few kids, and integrate ourselves into society based on socially constructed expectations.

 

[sterven]

@Richman

You know, now i'm thinking if there is a period of time where sterven switched pfps twice and i didn't notice...

Nah man i've had this pfp for a while see.

 

[Richman]

@sterven
Schrodinget's ecchi gif profile picture, i can't confirm or deny that whay you're saying is true.

 

[421cookies]

whats with this shitposting rate