Hear ye, I ask.
For when shall both ye inamorato will do thine act of copulation, for both the populace and I had premonitions that both ye had had crossed boundaries, more
than those of favourable friendships most thee have, and of which, more akin to those of overt swains.
I ask! for when shall we be excised of this stirring sensitivity in thy hearts! I plead so!
@TheRedSpy21 Dude, I have no freaking clue what you were saying. Then I imagined a Scottish accent while reading it again. Even though I'm not sure what you said, it definitely made my day lol.