In all honesty I feel bad for him but as long as the MC's girl is okay I'm fine. That doesn't change the fact that i would've killed him by shoving pipes up his ass then hide the body.
Alright i got a question about this one i know that the author was purposefully trying to give a sense of helplessness and loss from reading this bit a real low point if you will. But my honest to god realistic response would have been to pull out my **** as well and at least threaten to rape the dude. That would have gotten him to backoff and I'm sure that the elf wouldn't have wanted to watch and get involved so it could be a nice peaceful solution... weird and out of place for a story like this yeah but its a completely reasonable conclusion to come to i think.