If you are freely to choose a superpower, what kind of superpower will you choose?

[Johnson]

but it's all the wrong subject and answers

i want a girlfriend

 

[Dankleer]

But she dies immediately two hours after the first date.

I can freely turn into a plate of hot spaghetti.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will consider you a heretic for imitating His Holiness and hunt you down.

I can sleep.

 

[BlackGeneral]

But only the kiss of a prince can wake you up.

I want to understand others people's feelings.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

But in turn, people will be unable to understand your feelings, and keep sending you emojis.

I want a power that make people temporarily have leg cramps.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Edit: Dang it ABCs you beat me to it. I'll just leave the old one here.

Spoiler

Instructions unclear, I have gifted you the power of telepathy. Hopefully you don't think of anyone naked cause this telepathy only transfers your thoughts to others and not vice versa. Don't worry, they will tell you about how creeped out they feel, I can assure you.

Spoiler

Sleeping for a few months doesn't sound that bad tbh. Imagine all the memes and isekai I can binge once I wake up.

But while others are having leg cramps caused by your power, you will continuously have a hiccup until you release your curse.

I have the infinity gauntlet but the infinity stones are imotou animes. I have the weebcestfinity gauntlet.

 

[CyanHide]

It kills off half of the population who happen to be weabs or relating to weebdom

I wish I can pause my life like in videogames

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

Your body will pause too, but not your consciousness. You'll be aware of the shit you put yourself in.

I have the ability to convert anything into French fries.

 

[LowSanity]

You can't controll it, you will turn everything and everyone into French fries.

I see ppl thoughts as speach bubbles above their head.

 

[Granitefish]

You see all the thoughts as abstract Images you need to interpret.

I produce my own Wifi Signal

 

[Thoraxe41]

Congrats the signals made you develop cancer.

I have the power to stay so incredibly still I become invisible to the naked eye.

 

[Fuko]

https://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
have fun

 

[Markgraf]

But every time you transform you're hounded by annoyingly over-enthusiastic cryptid researchers.

I have the power to make all witnesses to an embarrassing situation that I have blundered into forget it.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But the memory is still buried deep within their subconscious and they can suddenly remember the situation in the near future whenever a trigger brings back the memory. You will never be safe from shame.

I can fly into Uranus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

I read it first as "your anus." In that case:
You will be shunned by all women and will be admired by all cross-dressers and traps you encounter.

I can stop MikuDex from getting DDoS'd.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

But in exchange your brain shall take all the DDoSing. Thank you for your sacrifice, soldier.

I can fly into urmom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[ABCsOfLife]

But you'll be turned as small as virus, and so the antibody of the mother's will react to you and proceed to fight and terminate you.

Spoiler

Now, to continue on with the theme.

My super power is that I am inevitable.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

You are inevitably going to die

I have the ability to drink dihydrogenmonoxide but in its raw, atomic form.

 

[LowSanity]

Your stomach works on atomic level. Nuclear fission!

I have 360 degree vision.

 

[CyanHide]

You have eyes all over your body, and you have to blink more often for longer if you don’t want to experience sensory overload

I wish to control the wind for reasons