If you are freely to choose a superpower, what kind of superpower will you choose?

[Teddy]

But the moment you eat healthy food, you become bulimic

Never have allergies

 

[Drifter]

Everyone is allergic to you.

I can make anything old new again with a touch.

 

[Phaestos]

Everything you touch dismantle into new raw materials

Power of just plain luck

 

[Teddy]

Plain bad luck

Have foresight as good as my hindsight.

 

[Ryoumiya]

Granted now you can't tell the difference between what's just happened and what's going to happen


Ability to revive a dead or nonexistent Species

Spoiler

Time for some dodo and a buch of animal girls

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

For every peaceful creature you revive, you'll also revive a violent one.

Spoiler

Dodo meat. I wonder what it tastes like. Is it cannibalism if you eat humanoid creatures like animal girls?

I can make fish bones disappear when I'm eating fish.

 

[Markgraf]

But when you remove the bones, the meat becomes like rubber & you can't finish chewing.

Spoiler

If you so much as nibble on a catgirl, I'm opening a can of whoopass on you! (That aside, the term would probably be kemonomimi-ism.)

I have the power to make everyone within 100 meters of me instantly switch their sexual preference.

 

[mrguest]

100 meters according to bacteria. that would be 1 nano centimeter for human

I can create black hole

 

[Teddy]

But only once cause you'll be stretched to spaghetti by it

Have enough energy to sprint as fast as Usain Bolt for a hour each day.

 

[Markgraf]

Unfortunately, you also turn into a hamster at the same time.

I can turn my Hyundai Accent into a 10 meter tall Transformer.

 

[mrguest]

but every time you turn your car into transformer, you become Michael Bay and every object you touch is exploding

I can teleport to any place

 

[ABCsOfLife]

But it's at random and at some point you might get telported to outer space and...

I have absurdly heightened physical abilities thanks to nanomachines.

 

[Teddy]

But absurdly low cognitive abilities.

Always know three languages and can swap them out each time I sleep.

 

[Greg_no_Gregory]

Probably mind control, or at least some form of advanced persuasion. That way, can always rely on somebody else to help me out without any issues.

 

[PIPSON2]

u rely too much on others and dont find anything challenging (saitama?)

my supa power is to max/minimise anythings effect

 

[ABCsOfLife]

But it's only anything related to your bowel movements.

I can delay games release when I wear glasses.

Spoiler

Of course, the choice of glasses will be sunglasses, so it make me looks even more like a super villain.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

The source of delay is random. Maybe some hard to fix or unfixable bug would get introduced. Maybe the truck delivering hard copies gets into an accident or the site where it's hosted gets hacked. The delays will also be indefinite. It could span within a few seconds or minutes to years, which could cause internal issues within the devs/companies involved.

Spoiler

Of course it's sunglasses. Accept no substitute.

I can delay people's salary.

 

[Granitefish]

The power only works when you are employed and delays your salary by the same amount of time

I can walk anywhere I please.

 

[Happily_Grim]

Absolute Good Luck would be the power I'd choose. After that nothing could bother me.

 

[dicedmangoes]

fuck didn't veiw the whole thing

your absolute good luck is sso good that everyone shit talks you after you die