What a retard, this MC. Why in the bloody hell would he go head-on? Just crush all the bones in legs and hands while the other side has no idea you're there and then start talking. He keeps repeating the same stupid-ass mistakes over and over again, like could you for once in your fucking life just learn a thing? I do understand the title is meant to describe the MC, but it seriously needs to be turned into "I am trash and always will be because I'm dumber than a rock".