Wait, did he just put a hit out on his aunt for trying to arrange a marriage? Just bring over one of your girlfriends. They'll definitely show up. That loli you smashed, or your past wife/first love/whatever, heck even your "friends" mom would probably be willing to stand in. You are making this shit way too complicated for no reason.
Also what's this shit about girls having it rough in this world. Last I checked, women were allowed to go to college, even in China. WTF is this logic.