Intervention - We're here for you, pal(s)

[bigtiddyoneesan]

This is a polite intervention thread for any users that have problems. We are all here not to ridicule or harass you, but to thoughtfully and gently remind you that we are here for you, and we will help you through this.

Feel free to list the names of any users whom we may assist in overcoming their problems, whatever they may be. I'll start.

@pantsman You've been wearing pants on your head for over two years now. It's time to wake up and realize that this isn't healthy behavior.

@Tamerlane The Timurid Empire is long gone, and no matter how much you will it to be revived, it is simply an echo of the past. I want it to, but it's time to move on.

@justforthelulz you a cuck, son

 

[Tamerlane]

@bigtiddyoneesan you have to forget about us. The Car Crash wasn't your fault. You're not a manga website. You're in a coma.

 

[sterven]

oof shots fired ima keep tabs on this one lol.

 

[pandascepter]

@bigtiddyoneesan
Please be gentle with your ding dong, youre always having a wet dream when youre still in comma.

 

[justforthelulz]

@bigtiddyoneesan
What th-

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

you have to forget about us. The Car Crash wasn't your fault. You're not a manga website. You're in a coma.

Shut up! I don't have a problem! I can wake up whenever I want to!

Please be gentle with your ding dong, youre always having a wet dream when youre still in comma.

Haha sorry, bad habit.

@sterven You walked in at just the right time, as I actually had a serious topic to confront you about as well:
Your indecisiveness and apathy is tearing this community apart. We all know you're better than this. Please come back to us.

 

[pandascepter]

@justforthelulz
Why do you even suprised by that.....

Why the fuck sterven want to comeback to such a big pervert guy like you @bigtiddyoneesan , ya should fix your manners.

 

[justforthelulz]

@pandascepter
Because I don't even know which of the many areas @bigtiddyoneesan might be specifically referring to, so I don't even know where to start.

 

[pandascepter]

@justforthelulz
well, that what life is, sometimes its confusing....
jst laugh ma man

 

[sterven]

@bigtiddyoneesan

@justforthelulz
Well you do have a horn which is the sign of a cuckold. Just throwing it out there.

 

[Richman]

Me thinking it was a serious thread, but seeing who's op, i'm not surprised.

 

[justforthelulz]

Well you do have a horn which is the sign of a cuckold. Just throwing it out there.

@bigtiddyoneesan, can you confirm or deny if this is the extent of your callout? I very much doubt it stops here, though.

 

[pandascepter]

@Richman
wheezzeeee*

My god, i am laughing so hard. Fucking borgar.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Richman
What can I say, I guess I just love shitposting. I definitely don't have an unhealthy addiction to it though. Haha... ha.

@justforthelulz
Actually, *cue dramatic music* I think I ought to be straight with you. My accusation of you being a cuck was none other than me lashing out over my own jealousy and insecurity. Jealousy and insecurity that I will never be able to match the speed, precision, and thoughtfulness embodied in your widespread commenting. And now that I have been honest with you, I feel that I can be more honest with myself.

Spoiler

Nah jk lmao it was what sterven said, your broken horn shows you have the big cuck.

 

[justforthelulz]

@bigtiddyoneesan
I can't tell if I should be relieved or not, since the doctors told me my "horn" might never return to it's completed state.

Spoiler

I'd blame a certain shark-toothed poster, but t'was my own negligence that led to this sorry state.

 

[sterven]

@bigtiddyoneesan
lmao I was reading your reaply to justforthelulz and I was about to tell you to get his dick out of your mouth (can I say that)

Spoiler

then I read the spoiler lol watch me get modded.

 

[pandascepter]

This entire thread is just cursed images but with Condemend and Insult

Spoiler

Mod lurking in the shadow, looking for the next prey

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@sterven
Nah don't worry you won't get modded, I'm actually Zephyrus on my alt so I get it. Oh and by the way, don't tell anyone else. About, you know, the fact that I'm actually Zephryus. On my alt.

@justforthelulz
Which certain shark-toothed poster did this to you, huh? Maybe we should get them in here for a little bit of 'intervention' if you know what I mean.

 

[pandascepter]

Zephryus my ass, youre just some monster from mmorpg with the purpose only to drop some nuclear in the forums rather than item and cool rare shit......

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I'll have you know that when I die, I drop never before seen unique equipment.

Also, I'm doing free armor trimmings. Any takers, just initiate a trade with me