Introduce your waifu, compliment other waifus

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I'll go first

This is Satsuki (the one on the left right). Her favorite hobby is basket weaving. Please say something nice about her.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Then I'll go second.
With excellent cooking skills
Springfield fills your needs.

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[Tamerlane]

Any characters I post aren't really waifus but do just show traits I like (That is to say, I would never be weird about them or like buy a body pillow or someshit)

Right now Justice from Helltaker has that badass aura I like where she could kick your ass but she's so chill that it's not a concern. Also she's blind but that's not a focal point

She's the type you can just kinda hang out with and I like that

 

[MawMaw]

THIS ABSOLUTE CINNAMON ROLL
her character arc is amazing absolute 10/10

 

[pandascepter]

Eris

Other than that answer is wrong.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Oh God, not again...
Weeb Code: Rule n°1:_{(It's the first rule because it's the most important one.)}
"A waifu thread you shall not start."

Waifu threads always degenerates into bloody waifu wars, because you zealots are all too fucking immature to accept that your waifus are utter trashes compared to mines.
I am not taking part of it, I have already lost enough friends like that...
Have fun killing each others, I'm outta here.

 

[hazzack]

@BlackGeneral i bet this guy's waifu sucks harder than vacuum cleaner on steroid.

 

[Teddy]

That moment when you immediately think of anthropomorphic vaccum.

Shame...

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@BlackGeneral
Woah there duderino, I can't just let that slide. All the waifus here are charming in their own ways (except for Eris, who pads her chest). Of course, mine is the best, but that's besides the point.

If you ever even SUGGEST that my waifu is trash ever again... well, I'll be mildly perturbed. Take that to heart, pal.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

"Trash waifu" you say?
You trying to start a fight?
If so here's an axe.

 

[BlackGeneral]

 

[Richman]

_{I can arrange giving weapons to the winning side}

 

[WestieHana]

What can I say, I like them mature.


(She's Kisaki Eri from Detective Conan)

 

[Teddy]

Best waifus are those who are beautiful nee sans when you're young. Fun when you're the same age and then cute after you grow up.

 

[sterven]

Gasai Yuno

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Most of the best waifus have some yandere in them.

 

[strider_01]

She's my profile image.

 

[Nick_Asano]

Aiko:

 

[pandascepter]

Eris is the answer, other than that answer is wrong.

 

[PantsMan]

I'm my own waifu. Every day I work harder to love myself and to make myself worthy of being loved. If I could travel to parallel worlds, I'd do fem!Me in a heartbeat.

Yuuko Kanoe is pretty great, though.

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