This is so stupid. I mean it's so funny. In his last moments, the last thing he does it try to touch her boobs. That is so intentionally ridiculous I gotta say this first chapter - at least the beginning - is gold. Not sure if the comedy would keep going but I liked it so far.
@Halex
Still better than the death in KonoSuba: in that opera MC died by heart attack because he saw the shadow of a tractor and his heart collapsed because he think that he is about to die by a track. And the tractor was not even in a position to hurt him.