Run away crap?
So they are crap that is running away?
Or maybe, just maybe, it is just that this is still an awful translation?
Starting to think I should go find something else. This story actually seemed genuinely entertaining, but the translation is too garbled to actually enjoy it, and nobody is ever going to fix it (because someone coming back to retranslate something someone else already attempted, no matter how awful the job, doesn't happen that often).