Truck-kun be like, “Oh yeah, let’s check in on that weirdo who ran in front of m- WHAT THE HECK IS THIS.
Does he seriously think he’s just LARPing while these girls take on a world-wide cult?
Oh shoot he does.
. . . Is his brain okay? I don’t remember the coincidence inducer having any side effects like this. . . But that was a LOT of inducer. . . He was probably already like this. . . right?
Ah forget it. Let’s just go double check my stock of cheats. Need to make sure all the lids are on properly and this never happens again.
Some diety is listening to his weird rambling and thinking "Wow, my world would be much cooler with that secret backstory. Hey, Past Me! Retroactively add these plot elements to history!"
LMFAO I'm loving this story so far. I wonder if his special power (aside from the obvious OP strength and magic) is making whatever bullshit he comes up with true?