I'm laughing my ass off, the mc is so similar to Momonga. Having a group of competent followers that mindlessly follows you, while you pretend to know what they're talking about.
@Jinyo Close. Coffee beans aren't beans, but they aren't cherry pits either (even though the fruit they're from is called "coffee cherries"). They're just called that. Cherries come from a completely unrelated plant.
Normally I wouldn't bother posting for something this pedantic, but I just want to throw this out there: DO NOT EAT CHERRY PITS OR MAKE "COFFEE" FROM THEM. They contain cyanide. It's probably not enough to kill you, but you never know and really, who enjoys being sick?
I think I saw Cid somewhere underneath a bridge taking a shit. And that was some nasty shit. It's long, curvy and brown while also has some bits of dots of unknown substance.