Sacred Bird God: “You, young man, really impressed me with the way you decided to keep torturing your deceased enemies once you found out they wouldn’t die. You even decided to rape that one chick! Classic! Imma give you my egg, which will be greatly influenced by your psyche and magic power. This basically makes us the parents for whatever hellish freak hatches. Don’t worry, I won’t expect you to pay child support. I know you’d just kill and rape me anyways. See ya!”