Phillip: I've got an idea, why don't you put this paper bag over your head, Ugly Bob?
Terrance: Yes, if people can't see your face, they won't know how wretchedly ugly you are.
Ugly Bob: Really? Hey, thanks, you guys! Maybe now I can score with chicks!
Terrance: Sure you can, Ugly Bob! If they can't see how horribly disfigured you are, they'll want to sleep with you!