"You stalked me all night and caused a huge godawfully-embarrassing scene by getting jealous of my fellow drama student, but it was because you think I'm a ditz who can't judge men and needs to be protected? Teehee, that's understandable."
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"You looked down my top? You creep!" WHAM
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*shrug*
Well, on the bright side, at least this instance was milder than the usual romcom fare. "I want to marry you, and I repeatedly proposition you for sex, but I fell on you and my breast landed on your hand? I'll never forgive you, you f***ing ahole!" WHAM WHAMMITY KICK STOMP WHAM